THE AUTHOR SETS OUT ON HIS THIRD VOYAGE—IS TAKEN BY PIRATES—THE MALICE OF A DUTCHMAN—HIS ARRIVAL AT AN ISLAND—HE IS RECEIVED INTO LAPUTA.

 I had not been at home above ten days, when Captain William Robinson, a Cornishman, commander of the Hopewell, a stout ship of three hundred tons, came to my house.

I had formerly been surgeon of another ship where he was master and a fourth-part owner, in a voyage to the Levant.

He had always treated me more like a brother than an inferior officer;

and hearing of my arrival, made me a visit, as I apprehended only out of friendship, for nothing passed more than what is usual after long absences.

But repeating his visits often, expressing his joy to find me in good health, asking whether I were now settled for life, adding that he intended a voyage to the East Indies in about two months;

at last he plainly invited me, though with some apologies, to be surgeon of the ship;

that I should have another surgeon under me, besides our two mates;

that my salary should be double to the usual pay;

and that having experienced my knowledge in sea affairs to be at least equal to his, he would enter into any engagement to follow my advice, as much as if I had shared in the command.

 He said so many other obliging things, and I knew him to be so honest a man, that I could not reject his proposal;

the thirst I had of seeing the world, notwithstanding my past misfortunes, continuing as violent as ever.

The only difficulty that remained, was to persuade my wife, whose consent, however, I at last obtained by the prospect of advantage she proposed to her children.

 We set out on the 5th of August, 1706, and arrived at Fort St. George the 11th of April, 1707, stayed there three weeks to refresh our crew, many of whom were sick.

From thence we went to Tonquin, where the captain resolved to continue some time, because many of the goods he intended to buy were not ready, nor could he expect to be dispatched in some months.

Therefore, in hopes to defray some of the charges he must be at, he bought a sloop, loaded it with several sorts of goods wherewith the Tonquinese usually trade to the neighboring islands, and putting fourteen men on board, whereof three were of the country, he appointed me master of the sloop, and gave me power to traffic for two months while he transacted his affairs at Tonquin.

 We had not sailed above three days, when a great storm arising, we were driven five days to the north-north-east, and then to the east;

after which we had fair weather, but still with a pretty strong gale from the west.

Upon the tenth day we were chased by two pirates, who soon overtook us;

for my sloop was so deep laden, that she sailed very slow, neither were we in a condition to defend ourselves.

We were boarded about the same time by both the pirates, who entered furiously at the head of their men;

but finding us all prostrate upon our faces (for so I gave order), they pinioned us with strong ropes, and setting a guard upon us, went to search the sloop.

 I observed among them a Dutchman, who seemed to be of some authority, though he was not commander of either ship.

He knew us by our countenances to be Englishmen, and jabbering to us in his own language, swore we should be tied back to back and thrown into the sea.

I spoke Dutch tolerably well;

I told him who we were, and begged him, in consideration of our being Christians and Protestants, of neighboring countries in strict alliance, that he would move the captains to take some pity on us.

This inflamed his rage; he repeated his threatenings, and turning to his companions, spoke with great vehemence in the Japanese language, as I suppose, often using the word _Christianos_.

 The largest of the two pirate ships was commanded by a Japanese captain who spoke a little Dutch, but very imperfectly.

He came up to me, and after several questions, which I answered in great humility, he said we should not die.

I made the captain a very low bow, and then turning to the Dutchman, said I was sorry to find more mercy in a heathen than in a brother Christian.

But I had soon reason to repent those foolish words;

for that malicious reprobate, having often endeavored in vain to persuade both the captains that I might be thrown into the sea (which they would not yield to, after the promise made me that I should not die), however prevailed so far as to have a punishment inflicted on me, worse in all human appearance than death itself.

My men were sent by an equal division into both the pirate ships, and my sloop new manned.

As to myself, it was determined that I should be set adrift in a small canoe, with paddles and a sail, and four days’ provisions;

which last the Japanese captain was so kind to double out of his own stores, and would permit no man to search me.

I got down into the canoe, while the Dutchman, standing upon the deck, loaded me with all the curses and injurious terms his language could afford.

 About an hour before we saw the pirates, I had taken an observation, and found we were in the latitude of 46 N. and of longitude 183.

When I was at some distance from the pirates, I discovered by my pocket glass several islands to the southeast.

I set up my sail, the wind being fair, with a design to reach the nearest of those islands, which I made a shift to do in about three hours.

It was all rocky; however, I got many birds’ eggs;

and striking fire, I kindled some heath and dry seaweed, by which I roasted my eggs.

I ate no other supper, being resolved to spare my provisions as much as I could.

I passed the night under the shelter of a rock, strewing some heath under me, and slept pretty well.

 The next day I sailed to another island, and thence to a third and fourth, sometimes using my sail, and sometimes my paddles.

But not to trouble the reader with a particular account of my distresses, let it suffice that on the fifth day I arrived at the last island in my sight, which lay south-south-east to the former.

 This island was at a greater distance than I expected, and I did not reach it in less than five hours.

I encompassed it almost round before I could find a convenient place to land in;

which was a small creek, about three times the wideness of my canoe.

I found the island to be all rocky, only a little intermingled with tufts of grass, and sweet-smelling herbs.

I took out my small provisions, and after having refreshed myself, I secured the remainder in a cave, whereof there were great numbers;

I gathered plenty of eggs upon the rocks, and got a quantity of dry seaweed and parched grass, which I designed to kindle the next day, and roast my eggs as well as I could, for I had about me my flint, steel, match, and burning-glass.

I lay all night in the cave where I had lodged my provisions.

My bed was the same dry grass and seaweed which I intended for fuel.

I slept very little, for the disquiets of my mind prevailed over my weariness, and kept me awake.

I considered how impossible it was to preserve my life in so desolate a place, and how miserable my end must be: yet I found myself so listless and desponding, that I had not the heart to rise;

and before I could get spirits enough to creep out of my cave, the day was far advanced.

I walked awhile among the rocks;

the sky was perfectly clear, and the sun so hot, that I was forced to turn my face from it;

when all on a sudden it became obscured, as I thought, in a manner very different from what happens by the interposition of a cloud.

I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me and the sun, moving forwards towards the island;

it seemed to be about two miles high, and hid the sun six or seven minutes;

but I did not observe the air to be much colder, or the sky more darkened, than if I had stood under the shade of a mountain.

As it approached nearer over the place where I was, it appeared to me a firm substance, the bottom flat, smooth, and shining very bright from the reflection of the sea below.

I stood upon a height about two hundred yards from the shore, and saw this vast body descending almost to a parallel with me, at less than an English mile distance.

I took out my pocket perspective, and could plainly discover numbers of people moving up and down the sides of it, which appeared to be sloping;

but what those people were doing I was not able to distinguish.

 The natural love of life gave me some inward motions of joy, and I was ready to entertain a hope that this adventure might, someway or other, help to deliver me from the desolate place and condition I was in.

But at the same time, the reader can hardly conceive my astonishment, to behold an island in the air, inhabited by men, who were able (as it should seem) to raise or sink, or put it into a progressive motion, as they pleased.

But not being at that time in a disposition to philosophize upon this phenomenon, I rather chose to observe what course the island would take, because it seemed for awhile to stand still.

Yet soon after, it advanced nearer, and I could see the sides of it encompassed with several gradations of galleries, and stairs at certain intervals to descend from one to the other.

In the lowest gallery, I beheld some people fishing with long angling rods, and others looking on.

I waved my cap (for my hat was long since worn out) and my handkerchief towards the island;

and upon its nearer approach, I called and shouted with the utmost strength of my voice;

and then looking circumspectly, I beheld a crowd gathered to that side which was most in my view.

I found by their pointing towards me and to each other, that they plainly discovered me, although they made no return to my shouting.

But I could see four or five men running in great haste up the stairs to the top of the island, who then disappeared.

I happened rightly to conjecture that these were sent for orders to some person in authority upon this occasion.

 The number of people increased, and in less than half an hour the island was moved, and raised in such a manner that the lowest gallery appeared in a parallel of less than a hundred yards’ distance from the height where I stood.

I then put myself in the most supplicating postures, and spoke in the humblest accent, but received no answer.

Those who stood nearest over against me, seemed to be persons of distinction, as I supposed by their habit.

They conferred earnestly with each other, looking often upon me.

At length, one of them called out in a clear, polite, smooth dialect, not unlike in sound to the Italian;

and therefore I returned an answer in that language, hoping at least that the cadence might be more agreeable to his ears.

Although neither of us understood the other, yet my meaning was easily known, for the people saw the distress I was in.

 They made signs for me to come down from the rock, and go towards the shore, which I accordingly did;

and the flying island being raised to a convenient height, the verge directly over me, a chain was let down from the lowest gallery, with a seat fastened to the bottom, to which I fixed myself, and was drawn up by pulleys.

 THE HUMORS AND DISPOSITIONS OF THE LAPUTIANS DESCRIBED—AN ACCOUNT OF THEIR LEARNING—OF THE KING AND HIS COURT—THE AUTHOR’S RECEPTION THERE—THE INHABITANTS SUBJECT TO FEARS AND DISQUIETUDES—AN ACCOUNT OF THE WOMEN.

 At my alighting, I was surrounded with a crowd of people, but those who stood nearest seemed to be of better quality.

They beheld me with all the marks and circumstances of wonder, neither indeed was I much in their debt, having never till then seen a race of mortals so singular in their shapes, habits, and countenances.

Their heads were all reclined either to the right or the left;

one of their eyes turned inward, and the other directly up to the zenith.

Their outward garments were adorned with the figures of suns, moons, and stars, interwoven with those of fiddles, flutes, harps, trumpets, guitars, harpsichords, and many more instruments of music unknown to us in Europe.

I observed, here and there, many in the habit of servants, with a blown bladder fastened like a flail to the end of a short stick, which they carried in their hands.

In each bladder was a small quantity of dried peas, or little pebbles (as I was afterwards informed).

With these bladders they now and then flapped the mouths and ears of those who stood near them, of which practice I could not then conceive the meaning.

It seems the minds of these people are so taken up with intense speculations, that they neither can speak, nor attend to the discourses of others without being roused by some external taction upon the organs of speech and hearing;

for which reason, those persons who are able to afford it always keep a flapper (the original is _climenole_) in their family, as one of their domestics;

nor ever walk abroad or make visits without him.

And the business of this officer is, when two or three more persons are in company, gently to strike with his bladder the mouth of him who is to speak, and the right ear of him or them to whom the speaker addresses himself.

This flapper is likewise employed diligently to attend his master in his walks, and upon occasion to give him a soft flap on his eyes;

because he is always so wrapped up in cogitation, that he is in manifest danger of falling down every precipice, and bouncing his head against every post;

and in the streets, of jostling others or being jostled himself into the kennel.

 It was necessary to give the reader this information, without which he would be at the same loss with me to understand the proceedings of these people, as they conducted me up the stairs to the top of the island, and thence to the royal palace.

While we were ascending they forgot several times what they were about, and left me to myself, till their memories were again roused by their flappers: for they appeared altogether unmoved by the sight of my foreign habit and countenance, and by the shouts of the vulgar, whose thoughts and minds were more disengaged.

 At last we entered the palace, and proceeded into the chamber of presence, where I saw the king seated on his throne, attended on each side by persons of prime quality.

Before the throne was a large table filled with globes and spheres, and mathematical instruments of all kinds.

His majesty took not the least notice of us, although our entrance was not without sufficient noise, by the concourse of all persons belonging to the court.

But he was then deep in a problem;

and we attended at least an hour, before he could solve it.

There stood by him on each side a young page, with flaps in their hands, and when they saw he was at leisure, one of them gently struck his mouth, and the other his right ear;

at which he started like one awaked on the sudden, and looking towards me and the company I was in, recollected the occasion of our coming, whereof he had been informed before.

He spoke some words, whereupon immediately a young man with a flap came up to my side, and flapped me gently on the right ear;

but I made signs, as well as I could, that I had no occasion for such an instrument;

which, as I afterwards found, gave his majesty and the whole court a very mean opinion of my understanding.

The king, as far as I could conjecture, asked me several questions, and I addressed myself to him in all the languages I had.

When it was found that I could neither understand nor be understood, I was conducted by the king’s order to an apartment in his palace (this prince being distinguished above all his predecessors for his hospitality to strangers), where two servants were appointed to attend me.

My dinner was brought, and four persons of quality, whom I remembered to have seen very near the king’s person, did me the honor to dine with me.

We had two courses of three dishes each.

In the first course, there was a shoulder of mutton cut into an equilateral triangle, a piece of beef into a rhomboid, and a pudding into a cycloid.

The second course was two ducks trussed up in the form of fiddles;

sausages and puddings resembling flutes and hautboys, and a breast of veal in the shape of a harp.

The servants cut our bread into cones, cylinders, parallelograms, and several other mathematical figures.

 While we were at dinner, I made bold to ask the names of several things in their language, and those noble persons, by the assistance of their flappers, delighted to give me answers, hoping to raise my admiration of their great abilities, if I could be brought to converse with them.

I was soon able to call for bread and drink, or whatever else I wanted.

 After dinner my company withdrew, and a person was sent to me by the king’s order, attended by a flapper.

He brought with him pen, ink, and paper, and three or four books, giving me to understand by signs that he was sent to teach me the language.

We sat together four hours, in which time I wrote down a great number of words in columns, with the translations over against them;

I likewise made a shift to learn several short sentences, for my tutor would order one of my servants to fetch something, to turn about, to make a bow, to sit, or stand, or walk, and the like.

Then I took down the sentence in writing.

He showed me also, in one of his books, the figures of the sun, moon, and stars, the zodiac, the tropics, and polar circles, together with the denominations of many planes and solids.

He gave me the names and descriptions of all the musical instruments, and the general terms of art in playing on each of them.

After he had left me, I placed all my words, with their interpretations, in alphabetical order.

And thus, in a few days, by the help of a very faithful memory, I got some insight into their language.

 The word which I interpret the Flying or Floating Island, is in the original _Laputa_, whereof I could never learn the true etymology.

_Lap_, in the old obsolete language, signifies high;

and _untuh_, a governor; from which they say, by corruption, was derived _Laputa_ from _Lapuntah_.

But I do not approve of this derivation, which seems to be a little strained.

I ventured to offer to the learned among them a conjecture of my own, that Laputa was _quasi lap outed_; _lap_, signifying properly the dancing of the sunbeams in the sea, and _outed_, a wing;

which, however, I shall not obtrude, but submit to the judicious reader.

 Those to whom the king had intrusted me, observing how ill I was clad, ordered a tailor to come next morning, and take my measure for a suit of clothes.

This operator did his office after a different manner from those of his trade in Europe.

He first took my altitude by a quadrant, and then, with rule and compasses, described the dimensions and outlines of my whole body, all which he entered upon paper;

and in six days brought my clothes very ill made, and quite out of shape, by happening to mistake a figure in the calculation.

But my comfort was, that I observed such accidents very frequent, and little regarded.

 During my confinement for want of clothes, and by an indisposition that held me some days longer, I much enlarged my dictionary;

and when I went next to court, was able to understand many things the king spoke, and to return him some kind of answers.

His majesty had given orders that the island should move northeast-and-by-east to the vertical point over Lagado, the metropolis of the whole kingdom below, upon the firm earth.

It was about ninety leagues distant, and our voyage lasted four days and a half.

I was not in the least sensible of the progressive motion made in the air by the island.

On the second morning, about eleven o’clock, the king himself in person, attended by his nobility, courtiers, and officers, having prepared all their musical instruments, played on them for three hours without intermission, so that I was quite stunned with the noise;

neither could I possibly guess the meaning till my tutor informed me.

He said that the people of their island had their ears adapted to hear the music of the spheres, which always played at certain periods, and the court was now prepared to bear their part, in whatever instrument they most excelled.

 In our journey towards Lagado, the capital city, his majesty ordered that the island should stop over certain towns and villages, whence he might receive the petitions of his subjects.

And to this purpose several packthreads were let down, with small weights at the bottom.

On these packthreads the people strung their petitions, which mounted up directly, like the scraps of paper fastened by schoolboys at the end of the string that holds their kite.

Sometimes we received wine and victuals from below, which were drawn up by pulleys.

 The knowledge I had in mathematics gave me great assistance in acquiring their phraseology, which depended much upon that science and music;

and in the latter I was not unskilled.

Their ideas are perpetually conversant in lines and figures.

If they would, for example, praise the beauty of a woman or any other animal, they describe it by rhombs, circles, parallelograms, ellipses, and other geometrical terms, or by words of art drawn from music, needless here to repeat.

I observed in the king’s kitchen all sorts of mathematical and musical instruments, after the figures of which they cut up the joints that were served to his majesty’s table.

 Their houses are very ill-built, the walls bevel, without one right angle in any apartment;

and this defect arises from the contempt they bear to practical geometry, which they despise as vulgar and mechanic;

those instructions they give being too refined for the intellects of their workmen, which occasions perpetual mistakes.

And although they are dexterous enough upon a piece of paper, in the management of the rule, the pencil, and the divider, yet in the common actions and behavior of life, I have not seen a more clumsy, awkward, and unhandy people, nor so slow and perplexed in their conceptions upon all other subjects, except those of mathematics and music.

They are very bad reasoners, and vehemently given to opposition, unless when they happen to be of the right opinion, which is seldom their case.

Imagination, fancy, and invention they are wholly strangers to, nor have any words in their language by which those ideas can be expressed;

the whole compass of their thoughts and mind being shut up within the two forementioned sciences.

 Most of them, and especially those who deal in the astronomical part, have great faith in judicial astrology, although they are ashamed to own it publicly.

But what I chiefly admired, and thought altogether unaccountable, was the strong disposition I observed in them towards news and politics, perpetually inquiring into public affairs, giving their judgments in matters of state, and passionately disputing every inch of a party opinion.

I have indeed observed the same disposition among most of the mathematicians I have known in Europe, although I could never discover the least analogy between the two sciences;

unless those people suppose, that because the smallest circle has as many degrees as the largest, therefore the regulation and management of the world require no more abilities than the handling and turning of a globe;

but I rather take this quality to spring from a very common infirmity of human nature, inclining us to be more curious and conceited in matters where we have least concern, and for which we are at least adapted either by study or nature.

 These people are under continual disquietudes, never enjoying a minute’s peace of mind;

and their disturbances proceed from causes which very little affect the rest of mortals.

Their apprehensions arise from several changes they dread in the celestial bodies: for instance, that the earth, by the continual approaches of the sun towards it, must in course of time be absorbed or swallowed up;

that the face of the sun will by degrees be incrusted with its own effluvia, and give no more light to the world;

that the earth very narrowly escaped a brush from the tail of the last comet, which would have infallibly reduced it to ashes;

and that the next, which they have calculated for one-and-thirty years hence, will probably destroy us.

For if, in its perihelion, it should approach within a certain degree of the sun (as by their calculations they have reason to dread), it will conceive a degree of heat ten thousand times more intense than that of red-hot glowing iron;

and, in its absence from the sun, carry a blazing tail ten hundred thousand and fourteen miles long, through which if the earth should pass at the distance of one hundred thousand miles from the nucleus or main body of the comet, it must in its passage be set on fire, and reduced to ashes;

that the sun, daily spending its rays without any nutriment to supply them, will at last be wholly consumed and annihilated;

which must be attended with the destruction of this earth, and of all the planets that receive their light from it.

 They are so perpetually alarmed with the apprehensions of these and the like impending dangers, that they can neither sleep quietly in their beds, nor have any relish for the common pleasures or amusements of life.

When they meet an acquaintance in the morning, the first question is about the sun’s health;

how he looked at his setting and rising, and what hopes they have to avoid the stroke of the approaching comet.

This conversation they are apt to run into with the same temper that boys discover in delighting to hear terrible stories of sprites and hobgoblins, which they greedily listen to, and dare not go to bed for fear.

 The women of the island have abundance of vivacity;

they contemn their husbands, and are exceedingly fond of strangers, whereof there is always a considerable number from the continent below, attending at court, either upon affairs of the several towns and corporations, or their own particular occasions, but are much despised, because they want the same endowments.

Among these the ladies choose their gallants.

But the vexation is, that they act with too much ease and security;

for the husband is always so wrapped in speculation, that the mistress and lover may proceed to the greatest familiarities before his face, if he be but provided with paper and implements, and without his flapper at his side.

 The wives and daughters lament their confinement to the island, although I think it the most delicious spot of ground in the world: and although they live here in the greatest plenty and magnificence, and are allowed to do whatever they please, they long to see the world, and take the diversions of the metropolis;

which they are not allowed to do without a particular license from the king;

and this is not easy to be obtained, because the people of quality have found, by frequent experience, how hard it is to persuade their women to return from below.

I was told that a great court lady, who had several children, is married to the prime minister (the richest subject in the kingdom, a very graceful person, extremely fond of her) and lives in the finest palace in the island, went down to Lagado, on the pretense of health, there hid herself for several months, till the king sent a warrant to search for her, and she was found in an obscure eating house all in rags, having pawned her clothes to maintain an old deformed footman, who beat her every day, and in whose company she was taken, much against her will.

And although her husband received her with all possible kindness, and without the least reproach, she soon after contrived to steal down again with all her jewels, to the same gallant, and has not been heard of since.

 This may perhaps pass with the reader rather for a European or English story, than for one of a country so remote.

But he may please to consider, that the caprices of womankind are not limited by any climate or nation, and that they are much more uniform than can be easily imagined.

 In about a month’s time I had made a tolerable proficiency in their language, and was able to answer most of the king’s questions, when I had the honor to attend him.

His majesty discovered not the least curiosity to inquire into the laws, government, history, religion, or manners of the countries where I had been;

but confined his questions to the state of mathematics, and received the account I gave him with great contempt and indifference, though often roused by his flapper on each side.

 A PHENOMENON SOLVED BY MODERN PHILOSOPHY AND ASTRONOMY—THE LAPUTIANS’ GREAT IMPROVEMENTS IN THE LATTER—THE KING’S METHOD OF SUPPRESSING INSURRECTIONS.

 I desired leave of this prince to see the curiosities of the island, which he was graciously pleased to grant, and ordered my tutor to attend me.

I chiefly wanted to know to what cause in art or in nature it owed its several motions, whereof I will now give a philosophical account to the reader.

 The flying or floating island is exactly circular, its diameter 7837 yards, or about four miles and a half, and consequently contains ten thousand acres.

It is three hundred yards thick.

The bottom or under surface, which appears to those who view it from below, is one even regular plate of adamant, shooting up to the height of about two hundred yards.

Above it lie the several minerals in their usual order, and over all is a coat of rich mold, ten or twelve feet deep.

This declivity of the upper surface, from the circumference to the center, is the natural cause why all the dews and rains which fall upon the island are conveyed in small rivulets towards the middle, where they are emptied into four large basins, each of about half a mile in circuit, and two hundred yards distant from the center.

From these basins the water is continually exhaled by the sun in the daytime, which effectually prevents their overflowing.

Besides, as it is in the power of the monarch to raise the island above the region of clouds and vapors, he can prevent the falling of dews and rains whenever he pleases.

For the highest clouds cannot rise above two miles, as naturalists agree;

at least they were never known to do so in that country.

 At the center of the island there is a chasm about fifty yards in diameter, whence the astronomers descend into a large dome, which is therefore called _flandona gagnole_, or the Astronomer’s Cave, situated at the depth of a hundred yards beneath the upper surface of the adamant.

In this cave are twenty lamps continually burning, which from the reflection of the adamant cast a strong light into every part.

The place is stored with great variety of sextants, quadrants, telescopes, astrolabes, and other astronomical instruments.

But the greatest curiosity, upon which the fate of the island depends, is a loadstone of a prodigious size, in shape resembling a weaver’s shuttle.

It is in length six yards, and in the thickest part at least three yards over.

This magnet is sustained by a very strong axle of adamant passing through its middle, upon which it plays, and is poised so exactly that the weakest hand can turn it.

It is hooped round with a hollow cylinder of adamant, four feet deep, as many thick, and twelve yards in diameter, placed horizontally, and supported by eight adamantine feet, each six yards high.

In the middle of the concave side there is a groove twelve inches deep, in which the extremities of the axle are lodged, and turned round as there is occasion.

 The stone cannot be moved from its place by any force, because the hoop and its feet are one continued piece with that body of adamant which constitutes the bottom of the island.

 By means of this loadstone, the island is made to rise and fall, and move from one place to another.

For, with respect to that part of the earth over which the monarch presides, the stone is indued at one of its sides with an attractive power, and at the other with a repulsive.

Upon placing the magnet erect, with its attracting end toward the earth, the island descends;

but when the repelling extremity points downwards, the island mounts directly upwards.

When the position of the stone is oblique, the motion of the island is so too: for in this magnet the forces always act in lines parallel to its direction.

 By this oblique motion the island is conveyed to different parts of the monarch’s dominions.

To explain the manner of its progress, let _A B_ represent a line drawn across the dominions of Balnibarbi.

Let the line _c d_ represent the loadstone, of which let _d_ be the repelling end and _c_ the attracting end, the island being over _C_; let the stone be placed in the position _c d_, with its repelling end downwards;

then the island will be driven upwards obliquely towards _D_.

When it is arrived at _D_, let the stone be turned upon its axle till its attracting end points towards _E_, and then the island will be carried obliquely towards _E_;

where, if the stone be again turned upon its axle till it stands in the position _E F_, with its repelling point downwards, the island will rise obliquely towards _F_, where, by directing the attracting end towards _G_, the island may be carried to _G_, and from _G_ to _H_, by turning the stone so as to make its repelling extremity point directly downwards.

And thus by changing the situation of the stone as often as there is occasion, the island is made to rise and fall by turns in an oblique direction, and by those alternate risings and fallings (the obliquity being not considerable) is conveyed from one part of the dominions to the other.

 But it must be observed, that this island cannot move beyond the extent of the dominions below, nor can it rise above the height of four miles.

For which the astronomers (who have written large systems concerning the stone) assign the following reason: that the magnetic virtue does not extend beyond the distance of four miles, and that the mineral which acts upon the stone in the bowels of the earth, and in the sea about six leagues distant from the shore, is not diffused through the whole globe, but terminated with the limits of the king’s dominions;

and it was easy, from the great advantage of such a superior situation, for a prince to bring under his obedience whatever country lay within the attraction of that magnet.

 When the stone is put parallel to the plane of the horizon, the island stands still;

for in that case, the extremities of it being at equal distance from the earth, act with equal force, the one in drawing downwards, the other in pushing upwards, and consequently no motion can insue.

 This loadstone is under the care of certain astronomers, who from time to time give it such positions as the monarch directs.

They spend the greatest part of their lives in observing the celestial bodies, which they do by the assistance of glasses far excelling ours in goodness.

This advantage has enabled them to extend their discoveries much farther than our astronomers in Europe; for they have made a catalogue of ten thousand fixed stars, whereas the largest of ours do not contain above one-third part of that number.

They have likewise discovered two lesser stars, or satellites, which revolve about Mars;

whereof the innermost is distant from the center of the primary planet exactly three of the diameters, and the outermost, five;

the former revolves in the space of ten hours, and the latter in twenty-one and a half;

so that the squares of their periodical times are very near in the same proportion with the cubes of their distance from the center of Mars;

which evidently shows them to be governed by the same law of gravitation that influences the other heavenly bodies.

 They have observed ninety-three different comets, and settled their periods with great exactness.

If this be true (and they affirm it with great confidence), it is much to be wished that their observations were made public, whereby the theory of comets, which at present is very lame and defective, might be brought to the same perfection with other parts of astronomy.

 The king would be the most absolute prince in the universe, if he could but prevail on a ministry to join with him;

but these, having their estates below on the continent, and considering that the office of a favorite has a very uncertain tenure, would never consent to the enslaving their country.

 If any town should engage in rebellion or mutiny, fall into violent factions, or refuse to pay the usual tribute, the king has two methods of reducing them to obedience.

The first and the mildest course is by keeping the island hovering over such a town, and the lands about it, whereby he can deprive them of the benefit of the sun and the rain, and consequently afflict the inhabitants with dearth and diseases and if the crime deserve it, they are at the same time pelted from above with great stones, against which they have no defense but by creeping into cellars or caves, while the roofs of their houses are beaten to pieces.

But if they still continue obstinate, or offer to raise insurrections, he proceeds to the last remedy, by letting the island drop directly upon their heads, which makes a universal destruction both of houses and men.

However, this is an extremity to which the prince is seldom driven, neither indeed is he willing to put it in execution;

nor dare his ministers advise him to an action, which, as it would render them odious to the people, so it would be a great damage to their own estates, which lie all below, for the island is the king’s demesne.

 But there is still indeed a more weighty reason, why the kings of this country have been always averse from executing so terrible an action, unless upon the utmost necessity.

For if the town intended to be destroyed should have in it any tall rocks, as it generally falls out in the larger cities, a situation probably chosen at first with a view to prevent such a catastrophe;

or if it abound in high spires or pillars of stone, a sudden fall might endanger the bottom or under surface of the island, which, although it consists, as I have said, of one entire adamant, two hundred yards thick, might happen to crack by too great a shock, or burst by approaching too near the fires from the houses below, as the backs, both of iron and stone, will often do in our chimneys.

Of all this the people are well apprised, and understand how far to carry their obstinacy, where their liberty or property is concerned.

And the king, when he is highest provoked, and most determined to press a city to rubbish, orders the island to descend with great gentleness, out of a pretense of tenderness to his people, but indeed for fear of breaking the adamantine bottom;

in which case, it is the opinion of all their philosophers, that the loadstone could no longer hold it up, and the whole mass would fall to the ground.

 By a fundamental law of this realm, neither the king nor either of his two elder sons are permitted to leave the island;

nor the queen, till she is past childbearing.

 THE AUTHOR LEAVES LAPUTA—IS CONVEYED TO BALNIBARBI—ARRIVES AT THE METROPOLIS—A DESCRIPTION OF THE METROPOLIS AND THE COUNTRY ADJOINING—THE AUTHOR HOSPITABLY RECEIVED BY A GREAT LORD—HIS CONVERSATION WITH THAT LORD.

 Although I cannot say that I was ill-treated in this island, yet I must confess I thought myself too much neglected, not without some degree of contempt;

for neither prince nor people appeared to be curious in any part of knowledge, except mathematics and music, wherein I was far their inferior, and upon that account very little regarded.

 On the other side, after having seen all the curiosities of the island, I was very desirous to leave it, being heartily weary of those people.

They were indeed excellent in two sciences for which I have great esteem, and wherein I am not unversed;

but at the same time so abstracted and involved in speculation that I never met with such disagreeable companions.

I conversed only with women, tradesmen, flappers, and court pages, during two months of my abode there, by which at last I rendered myself extremely contemptible;

yet these were the only people from whom I could ever receive a reasonable answer.

 I had obtained, by hard study, a good degree of knowledge in their language;

I was weary of being confined to an island where I received so little countenance, and resolved to leave it with the first opportunity.

 There was a great lord at court, nearly related to the king, and for that reason alone used with respect.

He was universally reckoned the most ignorant and stupid person among them.

He had performed many eminent services for the crown, had great natural and acquired parts, adorned with integrity and honor;

but so ill an ear for music, that his detractors reported he had been often known to beat time in the wrong place;

neither could his tutors without extreme difficulty teach him to demonstrate the most easy proposition in mathematics.

He was pleased to show me many marks of favor, often did me the honor of a visit, desired to be informed in the affairs of Europe, the laws and customs, the manners and learning of the several countries where I had traveled.

He listened to me with great attention, and made very wise observations on all I spoke.

He had two flappers attending him for state, but never made use of them, except at court and in visits of ceremony;

and would always command them to withdraw when we were alone together.

 I entreated this illustrious person to intercede in my behalf with his majesty for leave to depart;

which he accordingly did, as he was pleased to tell me, with regret;

for indeed he had made me several offers, very advantageous, which, however, I refused, with expressions of the highest acknowledgment.

 On the 16th day of February I took leave of his majesty and the court.

The king made me a present to the value of about two hundred pounds English, and my protector his kinsman as much more, together with a letter of recommendation to a friend of his in Lagado, the metropolis;

the island being then hovering over a mountain about two miles from it, I was let down from the lowest gallery, in the same manner as I had been taken up.