I filled a pipe, paraded the chessmen and inspected them for French shaves and loose buttons, and played a championship tournament game between Gortchakoff and Meninkin, seventy-two moves to a draw, a prize specimen of the irresistible force meeting the immovable object, a battle without armor, a war without blood, and as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find anywhere outside an advertising agency.
parade
(並べる)
[動]
to walk or march in a formal way as part of a public celebration
inspect
(調べる)
[動]
to look at or examine something carefully and thoroughly
championship
(チャンピオンシップ)
[名]
a competition to find a champion
tournament
(トーナメント)
[名]
a series of games or contests played to decide a winner
draw
(引き分け)
[名]
a game or contest in which neither side wins
prize
(好例)
[名]
something that is given as a reward
specimen
(標本)
[名]
an example of something
irresistible
(止められない)
[形]
too strong or too attractive to be resisted
force
(力)
[名]
strength or energy as an attribute of physical action or movement
immovable
(動かぬ)
[形]
not able to be moved
object
(物体)
[名]
a material thing that can be seen and touched
battle
(戦い)
[名]
a fight between two or more armed forces
armor
(鎧)
[名]
a protective covering worn by a person or an animal
waste
(無駄)
[名]
an unnecessary or wrong use of something
intelligence
(知性)
[名]
the ability to learn, understand, and think in a logical way
advertising agency
(広告代理店)
[名]
a company that creates and places advertisements for its clients
私はパイプに火を点け、チェスの駒を並べて、駒の底に傷がないか、ボタンが緩んでいないかを調べ、ゴルチャコフとメニンキンのチャンピオンシップトーナメントの試合を再現した。72手で引き分けとなったこの試合は、動かぬ物体と止められない力の出会い、鎧のない戦い、血のない戦争、そして広告代理店以外では見られないほど精巧な人間の知性の無駄遣いの好例である。